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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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