another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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