are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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