Someone shit on the floor
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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