They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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