you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
