So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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