sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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