Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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