when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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