So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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