operation harelip BJ is a go
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.