He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.