; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Randomize