So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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