Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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