Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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