wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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