just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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