Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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