So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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