Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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