its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
BRING THE BAGELS
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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