GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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