how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
being pregnant is like rehab
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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