hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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