chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
