If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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