Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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