I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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