i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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