Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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Did I show you my penis last night?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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