People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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