you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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