Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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