READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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