Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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