Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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