I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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