I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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