im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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