But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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