I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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