As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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