he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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