Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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