Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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