what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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