just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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