erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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