My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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