"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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