I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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