So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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