READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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