i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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