question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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