Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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